About Me


Chris Urbano South Park Style

 

NAME: Christopher Tomas Urbano
NICKNAME: Beanerschnitzel (Cuz I’m ½ Mexican and ½ German…)
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for that special someone.
EDUCATION:Yes.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
REASON FOR LEAVING LAST JOB: It totally sucked.
SPECIAL SKILLS: Keepin’ it real.
CURRENT VEHICLE: Does it have to run?
ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.
ALIAS: Everyone calls me “Aspiring” without the ‘piring’.
SPORTS: Surfing the net.
FAVORITE SINGER: Marilyn Manson
FAVORITE SONG: Rocket Man
FAVORITE BOOK: Jurassic Park
FAVORITE AUTHOR: Philip K. Dick
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Mike & Molly and Duck Dynasty
FAVORITE MOVIE: High Tension
FAVORITE ACTORS: Denzel Washington, Ellen Page, Hilary Swank
ALIAS: Everyone calls me “Aspiring” without the ‘piring’.
SPORTS: Surfing the net.
FAVORITE SINGER: Marilyn Manson
FAVORITE JAMES BOND: Pierce Brosnon
FAVORITE COMEDIAN: Tied: Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bernie Mac
FAVORITE PHRASE: “Calm your tits!”
FAVORITE GAMES: Super Mario, Cliff Hanger, Dragon’s Lair
FAVORITE STONER MOVIES: Half Baked, Cheech & Chong
WEIRDEST MOVIES: Triangle, Takashi Miike, The Vengeance Trilogy
SCARIEST MOVIES: High Tension, Quarantine, The Descent, V/H/S 1 & 2
SADDEST MOVIES: What Dreams May Come
ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Inventor of ‘The Question Mark’ and ‘Powdered Water: Just add water!’
 

MY OPINIONS:

MOST UNDERRATED BAND: Lacuna Coil
—My fav from Lacuna Coil: Cold Heritage
MOST UNDERRATED ACTOR: Don Cheadle
MOST UNDERRATED CARTOONS: Venture Bros. & Archer
BEST FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: Al Bundy & Dick Solomon
SERIES I MISS MOST: Scrubs, Becker, The X-Files, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Lucy, Daughter of the Devil, and Married With Children

 

More about me:

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  • I can count the number of girls who have rejected me on one hand…..if I use a calculator.
  • My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.
  • When I get lonely I set the alarm on my phone to go off every 15 minutes and pretend that people are texting me.
  • I wish Facebook would notify me every time someone deleted me. That way I could ‘Like’ it.
  • I’m not afraid of failing…which is why I do it all the time.
  • I’m going to paint a large blue square in my backyard so that Google Earth thinks that I have a pool.

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